Connie Checks the Mic Songtext
von Connie Converse

I have the volume all the way up to nine
And I′m on input two
And I'm speaking within about an inch of the microphone
And getting a meter reading of only about one

Hello?
Hello

Now I have the microphone on, uh,
I have the volume on five
And I have the microphone in input one
And I′m getting a reading of up as far as two
I'm going to turn it up now to seven and see what happens


Now, now I'm on seven
And I′m getting
I, I have the microphone about eight inches away
And it′s going way up, I'm getting a very good response
I′m going to, uh, pause a minute and try the microphone
Oh, about, uh
Uh, put the microphone down.
Well, no, I can't do that

I′m holding the microphone now, well, a good foot away
And I'm getting readings up, uh, as far as, well, five
And I have the volume set at seven
So, that seems to be a good response
On input one
With the little brown dot on the microphone
Down at fifty ohms in the lower position