Master List Songtext
von Color Theory

I keep a master list of your flaws
But none of them bother me at all
I write them down dispassionately
To maintain my sanity

Buried away
Alongside angry emails never sent
Lies a labor of love
A hidden dossier of discontent

Venomous pride
A lust for power
Lack of agency
Spiteful, gullible
Tinged with paranoia
And crippling jealousy


I keep a master list of your flaws
But none of them bother me at all
I write them down dispassionately
To maintain my sanity
I keep a master list of your flaws
But none of them bother me at all
I catalog them incessantly
So nothing can get to me

Both of us know
That I′m no stranger to the seven deadly sins
I share the blame for
The little shop of horrors in our midst

I won't ask you to change
Nobody′s perfect
That's not my intent
I don't want to say something
I can′t take back so
This is how I vent

I keep a master list of your flaws
But none of them bother me at all
I write them down dispassionately
To maintain my sanity
I keep a master list of your flaws
But none of them bother me at all
I catalog them incessantly
So nothing can get to me