Sleekstak Lightning Songtext
von Clutch

I send pictures through the mail
Well documented and very detailed
To politicians and big celebrities,
But none of them are believing in me
And I await their response
Some send none, most send cops
But man it′s a dire situation
And I will risk the public humiliation


Sleestak lightning on my trail
It's a dire situation, they are on my trail

West Virginia has it′s Moth Man,
Pan handlers' got their Skunk Ape.
But I have a tazer and night vision goggles,
Costco rolls of black duct tape.
It's got red eyes, it′s got razor claws,
It′s got green skin, no it ain't a meth-head.
And after studying it′s behavior, objectively and critically,
I believe I have a reliable method.