Wish You Were Gay Songtext
von Claud

Picture this, you and me in the mornin′
Kissin' over the coffee you′re pourin'
It could be like that every day
Hate it that I wish you were

Hopin' that I′m a better replacement
For the guys that you′re always out chasin'
Or should I accept things I can′t change?
Hate it that I wish you were

I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
Call me your babe instead of your homie
Don't know what to say
But I wish you were gay

I wish you were gay so it would be easy
For me to say that I′m catchin' feelin′s
And I know you're straight (straight)
But I wish you were gay


Now I see you get off of the subway
Haven't seen you in months, but it′s okay
I′d forgotten, but I feel the same
Hate that I still wish you were

You walk up and I'm dreadin′ the small talk
With your boyfriend, he's chattin′ my ear off
So I lie and I say I can't stay
Hate it, I still wish you were

I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
Call me your babe instead of your homie
Don′t know what to say
But I wish you were gay

I wish you were gay so it would be easy
For me to say that I'm catchin' feelin′s
And I know you′re straight (straight)
But I wish you were gay

We'd be so good
Give me one look
I know you don′t mean it when you come to flirt
The dreams that I'm havin′ are just gettin' worse


I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
Call me your babe instead of your homie
Don′t know what to say
But I wish you were gay

I wish you were gay so it would be easy
For me to say that I'm catchin' feelin′s
And I know you′re straight (straight)
But I wish you were gay

I won't trade four roses for your heart
I won′t wait forever in the dark