Chef Love Songtext
von Chumpslap

You laugh at my French fanfare
But I never really care
If you only knew
Your Soup DuJour is filled with my spew


In the kitchen cooking something
In the kitchen cooking something
In the kitchen cooking something
In the kitchen cooking something up with love

′Cause I'm the type of guy who always gets the last laugh
I′m the type of guy who jizzes in your half & half
Use a fist full of pubic hair to season the special dinner plate
I got a secret recipe call Creme de la Masturbate

It's the white sauce on your steak
It's the cream in your milkshake
It′s scrambled in your eggs
I′ve even fucked your turkey leg