The Tale of Oswald Cobblepot Songtext
von ChuggaBoom

Imma kidnap a billionaire, this is standard affair in this city
I′m a freak with three fingers, raised by penguins
I just wanna know what everyone else in this city already knows
I've come after my birth-right, it′s time I've got new goals in sight

I'm a slippery tiny wide freak, a weirdo in the sewer
It′s time the world saw me for who I am
Not afraid to get my hands dirty, so welcome to my sideshow
I′ll show Gotham that there's nowhere else quite like home

I am the greatest threat this city′s ever known
No, your ninja tricks they won't stop me (They won′t stop me)
No man dressed up in Batclothes could take on this nose
Ninja tricks won't stop me, na na na na na na na na Batman, bitch


I′ll descend upon the land,
Umbrella in hand, standard affair in this city
I control the gangs and criminal underworld (I must)
I'm gonna become mayor, I'll shape this world in my name
Nothing, no cat or bat or street rat can′t stop me

Oswald Cobblepot, I have finally learned my name
My parents dead but a moral high ground I will take
So merry Christmas Gothamites, your gift it shall be me
The greatest freak you′ve ever seen, hogging your TV

I am the greatest threat this city's ever known
No, your ninja tricks they won′t stop me (They won't stop me)
No man dressed up in Batclothes could take on this nose
Ninja tricks won′t stop me, na na na na na na na na Batman, bitch

Oh shit, it can not be
Does it have to be me?
I see the costumed freak
Na na na na na na na na, Batman, bleh