Die Hard Is a Christmas Film Songtext
von ChuggaBoom

Welcome to the party, Pal

Every fucking year, it′s the same debate
Have I got the right to watch Bruce Willis on Christmas day?
It drives me insane, fuck the politics
The only thing defining Christmas is the date

By definition, then it's as festive as you get
There is nothing more festive than a man crawl through a vent
So leave your taxi driver outside to never interfere
Christmastime at Nakatomi Plaza is here


We are running out of time, the vault is nearly open
The weather outside is frightful
Dum-da-dum, delightful
Wrap a hose pipe around your waist, there is no time to waste
Jump off the roof with Christmas cheer
John MacLaine is here

How can you doubt this authenticity? It′s heartwarming
A tale of good shooting evil, in the face
How can you say this isn't Christmassy, are you stupid?
The amount of Christmas references is obscene

But the real reason I insist on watching this is not up for debate
It's either die hard or the great escape
How can it compare with this genius for real, though?
Now I have a machine gun, whoa, whoa, whoa

We are running out of time, the vault is nearly open
The weather outside is frightful
Dum-da-dum, delightful
Wrap a hose pipe around your waist, there is no time to waste
Jump off the roof with Christmas cheer
John MacLaine is here


Oh, yippy-ki-yay, motherfucker