My Diary Songtext
von Chubb

My diary
It′s so great
It's small and unique
And very light weight
It gets texta′d all day
Dropped on the ground
And it just can't say
Cause it can't make a sound

My diary
It′s the best
It′s a really good shield
Or an apple-proof vest
You can choose any shape
Rectangle or square
Like a video tape
Or an orange or pear


My diary
It really does smell
It got dropped in the toilet
You really can tell
I was running along
And then the book fell
Right down the sewer
Now it stinks like hell

My diary
It's the best
It′s a really good shield
Or an apple-proof vest
You can choose any shape
Rectangle or square
Like a video tape
Or an orange or pear

My diary
It's so good
It won′t say a word
I wish it could
Just grab a pen
And right something down
It can be fun
No there's no need to frown


My diary
It′s the best
It's a really good shield
Or an apple-proof vest
You can choose any shape
Rectangle or square
Like a video tape
Or an orange or pear

My diary
It's the best
It′s a really good shield
Or an apple-proof vest
You can choose any shape
Rectangle or square
Like a video tape
Or an orange or pear