Light The Forest Light (Unfinished) Songtext
von Chubb

My ode to the sticky frog
Feels full on grotty
He′s just too moist
So I dry him with the hairdryer
I turned it up too high
The poor frog's not sticky anymore
It′s slimy surface evaporated away
Throw him down the garbage disposal

Light the forest light
Those green frogs are croaking
My shoe's ten centimetres wide
It won't fit down their throat


Cane toads, they′re so hard to kill
Stab ′em, hammer 'em, they still get up
You must pour metho into their open wounds
An axe won′t do, they'll eat your shoe
I′ve got en Microsoft sleeve
Jo my ear rest grand rom
Toads are fun
Sport and drugs, leather, homicidal relief

Light the jungle light
Gut bubble out their butt
My thong's ten millimetres wide
It won′t jam down their throat

Light the forest light
Those green frogs are croaking
My shoe's ten centimetres wide
It won't fit down their throat

The jungle light
They got gut bubbles, and they′re croaking lots
My thong is ten centimetres, maybe that′s millimetres
No matter how big, it won't fit down their throat


Light the light
That shines so bright
They′re croaking
They're dead
My shoes, my shoes
They′re big and they're big
My shoes and my thongs
They won′t fit down their throat
They're frogs, they're toads
I don′t know which one they are
They′re big and they're not fitting
Do they even have throats?
I don′t know