Hockey Songtext
von Chubb

Hockey it′s so cheap
I'd rather be sitting down eating sheep
Running around with a stick and hitting a ball
To me it doesn′t sound like much fun at all

Hockey it's so dumb
I'd rather suck my thumb
Nothing′s worse than this game
Hockey it′s so lame

The uniforms they're so gay
Playing hockey is bad enough for just one day
Hockey it′s so whack
If you play it I think you've well and truly cracked

Hockey it′s so dumb
I'd rather suck my thumb
Nothing′s worse than this game
Hockey it's so lame


Hockey it's so dumb
I′d rather suck my thumb
Nothing′s worse than this game
Hockey it's so lame
Nothing′s worse than this game
Hockey it's so lame
Hockey it′s so dumb
I'd rather suck my thumb
Nothing′s worse than this game
Hockey it's so lame
Nothing's worse than this game
Hockey it′s so lame
Nothing′s worse than this game
Hockey it's so lame
Hockey it′s so dumb
I'd rather suck my thumb
Nothing′s worse than this game
Hockey it's so lame