Chunky Tomato Sitting On A Windowsill In A Sydney Muesum Of Unusual Art Songtext
von Chubb

I think my nose may be bleeding
Too much traffic, too much stress
The clock keeps on ticking
My dog won′t stop licking
Work is building up
But the kettle is whistling
I'll make a sandwich
From rotten tomatoes

Micro machines
All over the floor
My bar is in the bucket
Doc Martins too heavy
Fans won′t stop calling
Even thought I don't got none
Flowers open their petals
Yellow reflection


Jolly old man
His false teeth are loosening
Garbage won't stop talking
Stairs haven′t stopped yet
Disease spreads up my arm
Disinfectant
Britain won′t stop fighting
Won't back off

Can′t stop chewing
Chewing my arm
Eyeballs are shining
Glasses are falling off
No my big toes are saying
Diary too colourful
Leaves are walking to the shop
And I see in the armchair

Jolly old man
His false teeth are loosening
Garbage won't stop talking
Stairs haven′t stopped yet
Disease spreads up my arm
Disinfectant
Britain won't stop fighting
Won′t back off


Can't stop running
Running through the sky
Staring at whales
And drinking meat pie
Ironing is my passion
It's just so great
Burning my leotards
And falling to my fate

Can′t stop the typewriter
It′s just too slow
As weak as a semi
But stronger than an ant
My watch band is growing
It's browner than a mountain
It′s weaker than my shin
Constricting my elbow

Jolly old man
His false teeth are loosening
Garbage won't stop talking
Stairs haven′t stopped yet
Disease spreads up my arm
Disinfectant
Britain won't stop fighting
Won′t back off

Tank engine's Thomas
His face is distorted
My glue is flying
It's dirtier than a ruler
Just won′t stop calculating
For the brick′s mortar
Nosajabama
It's Egyptian for cheese

Jolly old man
His false teeth are loosening
Garbage won′t stop talking
Stairs haven't stopped yet
Disease spreads up my arms
Disinfectant
Britain won′t stop fighting
Won't back off

Jolly old man
His false teeth are loosening
Garbage won′t stop talking
Stairs haven't stopped yet
Disease spreads up my arms
Disinfectant
Britain won't stop fighting
Won′t back off

My bow′s so annoying
Cause ties never tie
I hate Y front undies
But they're so easy to buy
Cook books have recipes
For tomato pie
I keep filling the pool
′Til the water goes dry

Jolly old man
His false teeth are loosening
Garbage won't stop talking
Stairs haven′t stopped yet
Disease spreads up my arm
Disinfectant
Britain won't stop fighting
Won′t back off

Pillow cases and tissues
Never use hankys
Tom Hanks sprayed on glass
Chin on the handle
Dumbbells keep falling
Shins are a snappin'
Graphic equaliser
20 hertz is too soft

Jolly old man
His false teeth are loosening
Garbage won't stop talking
Stairs haven′t stopped yet
Disease spreads up my arm
Disinfectant
Britain won′t stop fighting
Won't back off

Ear wax is dripping
Fishing line digs
Deep into my hip
Blackboard making faces
GPB has no head
Just a neck with a face
Highlighter flying to France
My brain is bubbling

Jolly old man
His false teeth are loosening
Garbage won′t stop talking
Stairs haven't stopped yet
Disease spreads up my arm
Disinfectant
Britain won′t stop fighting
Won't back off

Jolly old man
His false teeth are loosening
Garbage won′t stop talking
Stairs haven't stopped yet
Disease spreads up my arm
Disinfectant
Britain won't stop fighting
Won′t back off

Cops come, no fun
Get my double barrel shotgun
Red puddles and puddles
Go on and on forever
Pain is leaving, not for long
Coffee table keeps standing
Microwaves and guitars don′t mix
Release me