Medical Emergency Songtext
von Christopher Bowes and His Plate of Beans

My tooth is loose it was hit by a moose
In the face, in a place, near the edge of space
The dentist man said he had a good plan
To replace the discrace with an old tin can

I′ve got an old tin can for a tooth
I've got an old tin can for a tooth
I knew that something was amiss
Now my life has come to this
I′ve got an old tin can for a tooth

It was a medical emergency
I've got a swolen knee
To me its plain to see i need some dentistry
Medical emergency
I've got a swolen knee
To me its plain to see i need some dentistry


Hey man this wasn′t the plan
I just woke up from my coma
And you dont have a diploma
Now my teeth hurt bad
And im feeling kinda sad
All this artificial dentistry aint sitting well with me

I′ve got a lot of beans on my plate
I've got a lot of beans on my plate
Today im feeling not so good
I dont want to eat this food
I′ve got a lot of beans on my plate

It was a medical emergency
I've got a swolen knee
To me its plain to see i need some dentistry
Medical emergency
I′ve got a swolen knee
To me its plain to see I need some dentistry

I'm dreaming of dentists
I′m dreaming of beans
I'm dreaming of things that should never exist
I just want to wake up from this dream


Medical emergency
I've got a swolen knee
To me its plain to see i need some dentistry
Medical emergency
I′ve got a swolen knee
To me its plain to see i need some dentistry
Dentistry!