28 Wednesdays Later (Intro) Songtext
von Chris Webby

Yeah, what a fuckin year it′s been, huh?
Let's set this shit off


I′ve been feeling gracious, livin' life covering my bases
Even while the mask, been covering your faces
I'm essential business, money making in my basement
Still on the cusp of greatness, I can taste it
′Cause Webby ain′t afraid of a hard days work
See the elbow grease that be on the white stained shirt
I'm a lyrical weapon shootin′ but get my aim first
Catch so many bodies got my lawyer on retainer
I am, one of the last jedi on earth
Got my lightsaber wit' me till they put me in a hearse
Better double check my pulse ′fore you put me in the dirt
'Cause I′m hard to kill, iron will, pain in the hurt
Like fuel to the fire kerosene go get my lighter
I'm a beast, I'm a fighter, I′m a highly trained writer
No reality television Christian is a survivor
In the game full of fakes, so I′m known as the supplier of the truth
From my point of view, shit ain't nothin new
I ain′t in the Wu, but they throwin; up the W
Colonel Mustard with the candlestick, y'all don′t got a clue
Bare arms in this bitch like, yabba-dabba-doo
Just to move I need 5 bands, know my worth
Paying salaries and buying land
You couldn't do what I′ve done in a hundred life spans
Only time I cover my heart up is with my right hand
Bitch I swear to goodness I'ma kill it
'Bout to get I can feel it in my bones, took a minute now I′m grown
If you listening at home, you could see the evolution
Had to get it on my own
They ain′t give me one so bitch I had to build myself a throne
Now I'm sittin′ on it, smokin' chronic sippin′ gin and tonic
Nagasaki with the flow they say my shit atomic
Quick as sonic when I'm rippin′ shit up you don't really want it, High on snorted product fresh up out the Zuno Joe Exotic
But I earn my stripes though
Shit I look like Shere Kahn when the lights low
Yo, I'm so fucking good at rapping when I write though
That there ain′t a single misspelling or a typo
Carmen Sandiego you don′t even know what spot I'm in
Only time I drop a pen it′s a Klonopin
When I'm being clumsy better trust me, oh my God I been
Fully fueled up baby listen shit is on again
Ain′t no stoppin' him, water moccasin
I been drippin′ venom on the mic, hit em wit the right
Someone get to kissin' him goodnight
Me and you are not alike, ain't no synonym in sight
I′m as cold blooded as an amphibian
I′m like the god damn people's champ and I give ′em what they order bitch
Never back down I'm forever insubordinate
Fully independent Webby never goin′ corporate
Only got the red pill, pullin' up like Morpheus
Shit I′m like freedom of speech in human form
Motha' fucka' I was born just to go against the norm
With my thoughts I been brewin′ up a storm
And this is just the start, consider yourself warned
They already tried censoring me so while I′m able
It's time to lay my nuts on the mother fuckin′ table
Shit I'm HBO Go Hulu and Netflix with some Disney plus mix bitch you just basic cable
The label, is EightyHD with a mission, so refill your Adderall prescriptions
Better pay attention, everybody listen, cause y′all been put to sleep by all the music you been given
So I wrote these Raw Thoughts in a J paper
Was gonna end the album series but I'll stay later
So go and grab my pills, a bill and a straight razor
It′s 28 Wednesdays Later