Charity Song Songtext
von Chris Moyles

Sometimes in your life
It′s good to lend a helping hand
To reach out to your brother
And your fellow man

Just like the general public
Famous people see the suffering too
That's why there are so many
Charity songs

Raising money
And suffering people everywhere

But what about us lot
Isn′t it time for us to share

Please buy this song
It's not for charity
There's no disaster
No global severity

We′ll just split the profits and you′ll see

We're in it for ourselves


To make a shit load of money, yeah
I just want you to buy this song

Don′t be disappointed
We're not as rich as you may think

′Cause illegal downloads
Are killing us

We need designer sunglasses
And to drive expensive cars
Charity will have to wait
'Cause this time it′s all about us

You might be thinking
How can this lot sleep at night
We've all got lovely mattresses
So we sleep alright

We sleep very well

Please buy this song
It's not for charity
There′s no disaster
No global severity

We′ll just split the profits and you'll see

We′re in it for ourselves


To make a shit load of money

Heated swimming pools
Cost more than you might think (I think)
I'm pleading with you people
′Cause you're the missing link (link)

By buying this song
And spending your cash
You could alleviate this pain
Now we really would like to buy our villa in Spain

Or Portugal

Please buy this song
It′s not for charity
There's no disaster
No global severity

We'll just split the profits and you′ll see

We′re in it for ourselves

To make a shit load of money

Please buy this song
It's not for charity
There′s no disaster
No global severity

We'll just split the profits and you′ll see

We're in it for ourselves

To make a shit load of money

We′ll pocket all the profits

And we're gonna be fucking loaded