Pipe Dreams Songtext
von Choice

I′m lonely as fuck staring at the walls
Patiently I wait on my man to call
I'm horny as a motherfucker
I′m ready to fuck and put some cum on the covers
I need a dose of dictation
My pussy is wet from anticipation
I hope he's in the shape to win
'Cause I′mma fuck him like the world is about to end
I got a picture in my mind of a big ol′ prick
Long as the freeway and hard as a brick
Exploring my pussy like a cave
I'm riding the motherfucker like a goddamn wave
Steadily and easily, I go with the flow
Pumping the pipe just like a G.O

It was heaven on earth or so it seemed
Ahh, I′m having pipe dreams
Oh, baby
Yes


Fucking and sucking
Licking and kissing
The thought occurs and I'm reminiscing
About the last time my knees got dirty
He was sippin′ on my pussy like a goddamn Slurpee
He put my legs high in the air
Took his tongue and parted my hair
Blew in my ass for I don't know how long
And ate my pussy ′til the cows came home
I sucked his dick and all that shit
Rode the motherfucker like a pogo stick
We fell off the bed onto the floor
I grabbed the motherfucker and sucked it some more
His dick was bigger than a Vlasic Pickle
I licked the motherfucker like a goddamn popsicle
Lick after lick, again and again
Swallowed before the white shit got on my hand
He flipped me over on my stomach a while
And laid pipe in my pussy, doggystyle

It was heaven on earth or so it seemed
Ooooh, I'm having pipe dreams
Yeah
This what I like


I remember my old boyfriend named Nick
He had a big d- big d- big, big ol' dick
I couldn′t take it without lubrication
It had to be the biggest damn dick in the nation
I can recall jacking him off
After a while, his shit got soft
I couldn′t believe what came out those britches
The damn thing was about ten inches
How In the hell could I ever forget
The first time my pussy got wet
We were at the motel, he didn't have to get pushy
Straight up, I laid up, and gave him the pussy
My pussy lips wrapped around his dick
And every other word I screamed was "shit!"
Homeboy kept right on, doing the dew
Popped my cherry and ate it to
I′m having pipe dreams wide awake
I want a dick, don't wanna masturbate
I grabbed the Playgirl out the drawer
Was that a knock at the door?
No more pipe dreams