The Wrong George Songtext
von Chagall Guevara

Dave Perkins: Hello?
Female voice: Hello.
Dave: Yes.
Female voice: Is this David Perkins′ residence?
Dave: This is it.
Female voice: Is this David Perkins' residence?
Dave: This is it.
Female voice: It is?
Dave: Yes.
Female voice: Well is he there?
Dave: This is he.
Female voice: Is he there?
Dave: This is he.
Female voice: Can I speak to him?
Dave: This is he.
Female voice: David?
Dave: Yes.
Female voice: Is that David?
Dave: This is he.
Female voice: Do you know who this is?


Dave: No I don′t.
Female voice: Huh?
Dave: No I don't.
Female voice: This is Mr. Edmonds.
You know Mr. Edmonds?
Dave: No I don't.
Female voice: Do you know Mr. Edmonds?
Dave: No I don′t.
I think you′ve got the wrong number, ma'am.
Female voice: Is this David′s residence?
David Perkins?
Dave: Yes, it is, but I think you've got the wrong David Perkins.
Female voice: David Perkins?
Well, he ought to know me.
David?
Dave: Yes?
Female voice: Have you got a brother named George?
Dave: No I don′t.
Female voice: Huh?
Dave: No I don't.
Female voice: You haven′t got a brother named George?
Dave: No I don't.
Female voice: You don't have?
Dave: No I don′t, ma′am.
Female voice: Well I can't understand it.
Uhm, you oughta know me,
I kept you children when you were little,
If you′re still the right one.
Dave: No, uh, not unless you lived in New Jersey,
Uhm, you don't know me
When I was...
Female voice: You don′t know me?
Dave: No ma'am.
Female voice: Well, I′m sorry,
I've got the wrong George then, I guess.