Eating People Is Fun Songtext
von Cat Rapes Dog

I sit here watching Oprah on my colour TV
Eating all the twinkies I can stuff into me
Notice as I sit here I am growing quite fat
I′m just like all the others, what's the matter with that?

There isn′t any problem that I'm grotesquely huge
It isn't like I want to do the Olympic huge
Maybe once a week I go to Walmart to shop
For corn chips, peanut butter and soda pop

Eat that Big Mac, eat that toast
Eat those Ring Dings, eat that roast
Eat my friends, eat them whole
Eat good people, eat their souls

Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun

The woman at the check-out′s even bigger than I
Probably lives on bacon fat and Sara Lee pie
She′s even got a stain of mustard on her beard
When others look at me do I appear quite as weird?


Four hundred pounds of pure American loser
That's 181 kg′s for you metric users
It's been twenty-one years since I′ve seen my feet
Dieting's a joke
Eat, eat, eat

Eat that Big Mac, eat that toast
Eat those Ring Dings, eat that roast
Eat my friends, eat them whole
Eat good people, eat their souls

Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun

Eat that Big Mac, eat that toast
Eat those Ring Dings, eat that roast
Eat my friends, eat them whole
Eat good people, eat their souls


Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun
Eating people is fun