Surfin’ USM Songtext
von Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

Spoken
When you′re younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 36-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard.


Shouted
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!