Triangle Songtext
von Buffering the Vampire Slayer

Oh oh, Xander in the middle
Oh oh, Xander in the middle
Oh oh, don′t make Xander choose

My watcher took a trip to the land of tweed and scones
But when Giles's away, witches gonna play, you know
Now get a load of the great big green-skinned hungry troll
With a thirst for mead and a hatred deep of puny receptacles

Oh oh, Xander in the middle
Oh oh, Xander in the middle
Oh oh, don′t make Xander choose
Oh oh, Xander in the middle
Oh oh, Xander in the middle
Oh oh, he's got so much to lose


I might not have the best dating history
Though I'd never swipe right
On a big green guy who likes to eat babies
But Anya, I feel ya
We all have some exes we′d sooner forget
(Ahh! It was just one wench!)

Oh oh, Xander in the middle
Oh oh, Xander in the middle
Oh oh, don′t make Xander choose
Oh oh, Xander in the middle
Oh oh, poor Xander in the middle
Oh oh, he's got so much to lose

Whoever will he save?
Stuck between a troll and a hard place

Sunnydale might be a wreck but we survived
And the triangle that caused trouble is back to circle vibes

No more, Xander in the middle
No more, Xander in the middle
Oh no, you can′t make Xander choose
No more, Xander in the middle
No more, Xander in the middle
Oh no, I won't let Xander lose

Oh oh (oooh oooh)
Oh oh (oooh oooh)