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von Buffering the Vampire Slayer

Join me, gentle viewer, in lovely Sunnydale
Where demons aim to skewer, but good always prevails
And when evil is brewing below these dusty streets
You know there′s one defender the monsters can't defeat

Slay, vampire slayer
Use what destiny gave ya
Super strength, super shiny hair
A lion′s heart, so evil best beware
Hoo ooh


We are a ragged army, from all across the land
Principals and witches and vampyres take a stand
We'll gather all our weapons, our spears and our crossbows
Can we hope to triumph? Not a one among us knows

Slay, vampire slayer
Use what destiny gave ya
Super strength, super shiny hair
A lion's heart, so evil best beware
Hoo ooh

Here I stand before you, a man who′s on a path
That′s pointed towards redemption, but filled with many snags
I know it won't be easy to heal my darkened soul
But I′ll be on this journey until it makes me whole
Yes, I'll be on this journey until it makes me whole