Some Assembly Required Songtext
von Buffering the Vampire Slayer

What′s up with this grave?
You know yesterday
It had a girl in it but now she's away
They′re using her parts and other girls' parts
Could this be more disgusting?
Augh Cordelia found parts

When Daryl was in high school he played football
Til he fell from some rocks and died
Then his science nerd brother brought him back to life
Now he's looking for a zombie bride!


Eric′s a dick
These dudes are so sick
They just need a head to finish and Cordelia′s their pick
So during the game they whisked her away
But the abandoned science building will soon be in flames

When Daryl was in high school he played football
Til he fell from some rocks and died
Then his science nerd brother brought him back to life
So he's looking for a zombie bride!

One nice thing that happened to today
Giles and Jenny Calendar went on a date
Hope they do it again
Well you know what they say
Librarians and techno pagans always find a way

When Daryl was in high school he played football
Til he fell from some rocks and died
Then his science nerd brother brought him back to life
But he′ll never have a zombie bride
And Cordelia's still alive!