On Ren Faire Dresses and Levitatilingus Songtext
von Buffering the Vampire Slayer

I′ve got a question, a tiny question
Don't you think something like, say, levitation
Would require an awful lot of concentration

Maybe this is just how witches do it
Every time they do it
Tara doesn′t look surprised to me

But what about the vending machine?

The people have a right to know...
The people have a right to know


I've got a question, a tiny question
It's hard to hit a target when it′s moving
Especially when you are also floating
But do we even know if Willow′s floating?

It's impossible to say...
What′s going on just out of frame

Whatever it is, it's pretty gay

The people have a right to know...
The people have a right to know

In the heat of the action
Was that a magic-gasm?
This is a family show

What happens when it′s over?
Do they fall down or keep floating?

Do the people really have a right to know...

I say no...