As You Were Songtext
von Buffering the Vampire Slayer

My dead boyfriend and my ex
One′s all blood and cigarettes
The other's corn and turtlenecks
My dead boyfriend and my ex

Yeah they puff up their feathers
Like two cocks about to crow
I got no time for this
I should be on patrol
Tall drink of water
And yet another drink of blood
Riley′s got a facial scar
And Spike is in the buff
I think I'd take a ride with either one

My dead boyfriend and my ex
And a bunch of demon eggs
I know it's really not a flex
To show off my dead boyfriend to my ex


Yeah they keep playing doctor
Should I leave them on their own?
I got no time for this
I should be on patrol
Tall drink of water
And yet another drink of blood
Riley′s got a facial scar
And Spike is in the buff
I think I′d take a ride with either one

My dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex

My dead boyfriend and my ex
Got one heartbeat and four biceps
How 'bout a pushup contest
′Tween my dead boyfriend and my ex

Um, a tall drink of water
And another drink of blood
A splash of hot wife
I'm thirsty for everyone

My dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex


My dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex (ex ex ex)
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex (ex ex ex)
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex (ex ex ex)
Dead boyfriend and my ex