The Kittyman Songtext
von Bubbles & The Shit Rockers

There once was a cat with a hungry belly
The name of the cat was Whiskers Jelly
His throat was dry and his bowl was bare
Meow my furry cats, meow

Soon may the kitty-man come
With birds and mice and some tasty nums
One day when the critters come
We′ll eat 'til our bellies are full

Well, Jelly got his boys and they gathered ′round
They scattered seeds from a sack they found
In hopes the seeds they spread on the ground
Will bring small critters aboot


Soon may the kitty-man come
With birds and mice and some tasty nums
One day when the critters come
We'll eat 'til our bellies are full

Well, the gang was bored and morale had dipped
′Til one of the seeds grew green catnip
They sniffed and they snacked and they all got ripped
They all had a meow that night

Soon may the kitty-man come
With birds and mice and some tasty nums
One day when the critters come
We′ll eat 'til our bellies are full

Well, their heads were hung when the morn was nigh
The nip was strong and they all got high
Their bellies were shrunk and their bowls still dry
Oh, bring us some mice today


Soon may the kitty-man come
With birds and mice and some tasty nums
One day when the critters come
We′ll eat 'til our bellies are full