Breakfast Beer Songtext
von Bubbles & The Shit Rockers

Okay everybody this is gonna be a song here about
Holy fuck Ronnie you got a big enough drink bud?
(Oh I can handle ′er by)
Gear down you're gonna be fucking passed out in the bathroom
(No I′m not)
Okay this is called Breakfast Beer sing it if you know it
A one two three four

Wake up feed the kitties scratch 'em behind the ears
Hung over again, how did I get here?
Well I don't need no coffee to make my mind clear
I′m goin′ to the fridge for a breakfast beer

A breakfast beer a breakfast beer
Taste so good a man'll shed a tear
Make a dirty ol′ hangover disappear
The day is so much better with a breakfast beer


I had some toast 'n some eggs to kick me into gear
But I horked ′em back up cause my guts were feelin' queer
I bounce outside like a whitetail deer
Thankin′ baby Jesus for my breakfast beer

A breakfast beer a breakfast beer
Taste so good a man'll shed a tear
Make a dirty ol' hangover disappear
The day is so much better with a breakfast beer

I tried shakes and a glass of O.J.
It didn′t make the pain go away
I could promise no more boozin′ but it wouldn't be sincere
Standin′ at the fridge chuggin' breakfast beer

A breakfast beer a breakfast beer
Taste so good a man′ll shed a tear
Make a dirty ol' hangover disappear
The day is so much better with a breakfast beer
The day is so much better with a breakfast beer
Life is so much better with a breakfast beer

Get a breakfast beer right into your guts
Fuckin′ non paying attention bastards
Jesus Christ!