Dislotec - The Warning Signs Songtext
von Breakmaster Cylinder

Take any kind of warning sign, push the word ′warning' aside
Now it′s just an advertisement for some awful shit to do
Children can be killed or seriously injured by the airbag and
That's unsettling, why would your car say that to you?

Without protective gear, you can burn your eyes out
This vat of acid's here if you′ve the urge to try it out
Loss of feeling in your limbs is possible so Buy Now
Go on, try and chase me to the other side

We′re dancin on the ice until one day I break free
Dance a little harder if you like but not so hasty
Every hit I take'll thin the membrane that saves me
It′s just too cold, too cold, too cold, too cold

It's a simple path that turns a chip into a crack into a
Million little fragments that I slip and finally pass through and
There′s a hundred million ways for Death to come and grasp you
Or so I'm told, I′m told, I'm told, I'm told


So take any kind of warning sign, push the word ′warning′ aside
Now it's just an advertisement for some awful shit to do
Children can be killed or seriously injured by the airbag and
That′s unsettling, why would your car say that to you?

Take any kind of warning sign, push the word 'warning′ aside
Now it's like a fortune cookie but a bit more ominous
Taking off your seatbelt and swerving in the sleet helps to
Increase the likelihood your Jeep will roll on top of us

It′s so dangerous

Oh wouldn't it be nice to pet a tiger?
See if you can reach beyond the bars
And wouldn't it be nice to feed a tiger?
Lend the cats a hand so they don′t starve

And wouldn′t it be nice to toast a muffin?
Wouldn't it be nice to take a bath?
See if you can do that shit together
You might get to meet the Lord at last

We take our warning labels with a grain of salt and a cap of drano
All that′s missing is the lime. It isn't that we′d like to die
It's just for every angle you′ve been instructed to say no to
It seems like you could make your own mind up if you're so inclined


So take any kind of warning sign, push the word 'warning′ aside
Now it′s like a fortune cookie but a bit more ominous
Taking off your seatbelt and swerving in the sleet helps to
Increase the likelihood your Jeep will roll on top of us

Take any kind of warning sign, push the word 'warning′ aside
You certainly can learn about your world from how to maim yourself
The simple application of your face to a rotating blade or
Even jalapeños have capacity for pain as well