Polka Dot Undies Songtext
von Bowser and Blue

Well, I went for a drive in my pickup truck.
I picked up my girl ′cuz I wanted to...
Show her my gloves 'cuz she had on her mitts, and I blushed brightly when she showed me her...
Perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls, so I took of my pants and I showed her my...
Polka-Dot Undies!
My Polka-Dot Undies!
Yeah, my Polka-Dot Undies from Miracle Mart.
I said, "
Look, be careful, I think I′m gonna...
Turn a sharp corner and go up on the grass." She leaned out the window and I thought I saw her...
Pointing to something that flashed by real quick.
She said, "
Hey, look at that, it looks just like your...
Polka-Dot Undies!" Polka-Dot Undies!
Yeah, my Polka-Dot Undies that I wear back to front.
She smiled and she said, "
Have you seen my...
Brother's new car, or the one that he stole?" Then she asked me to look up her...
Whole damn family, and I went into shock.
Oh, when I found out it was her sister who really liked...


Polka-Dot Undies!
Polka-Dot Undies!
Yeah!
Well, I took her out to dinner, but on one thing she was firm.
She'd swallow almost anything except for...
Stories that her brother didn′t like birds.
But hung around leather bars and like to eat...
Fish and Chips, and he still sucked his thumb.
I said, "
I don′t mind", and she kissed me on my...
Polka-Dot Undies!
My Polka-Dot Undies!
I kissed her softly, and I said, "
I'll tell you what.
Let′s roll up the windows and I'll eat your...
Last bar of chocolate, or the one that′s in the parcel." She said, "
No, no, no!" and she called me a...
Taxi.
But I said, "
I beg your pardon, but get me home real fast, before I lose my...
Polka-Dot Undies!
Polka-Dot Undies!
The moral of this story, like a jewel it
is gleamin'.
But you′ll never find it in a glass of warm...
Milk or tea, 'cuz it will not fit, and you probably already think I am full of...
Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes.
But I′ll tell you that obscenity is all in your...
Polka-Dot Undies!
Your Polka-Dot Undies!
Yeah, your Edible Undies!
Your Polka-Dot Undies!
Yeah!