Funk Express Card Songtext
von Bootsy’s New Rubber Band

Bootsy:
Pee - you baby, huh check test one.
Baby, Bootzilla′s here, you can't get in without your funk card baby.
Huh, the American funk express card baby never leave home without it.
Peee - you baby. Hit me.

Chorus:
You can′t get in without your funk card baby.
(I'm a rock star water walker baby.
You can't get in without your funk card baby)
You can′t get in without your funk card baby.
(I′m a rock star water walker baby.
You can't get in without your funk card baby)

Chorus:
Getting down, just for the funk of it.
You can′t get in without your funk card baby.

Bootsy:
That card should stick on you like a super glue.
You should never leave home without it


Bridge:
The mothership connection is here. (Funky)
Just funk and express yourself.

Chorus:
You can't get in without your funk card baby.
(And everybody invited to this party baby. Pee - you)
You can′t get in without your funk card baby.
(I'm a rock star water walker baby)
(check this out)

Bootsy:
The wine of desire was totally in her brain.
There′s nothing like a groupie to drive you totally insane.
But I'm a rock star water walker baby. (Hey)
I think I'll take you to the bridge. Hit me now!

Bridge:
Gettin′ down.
If you think about it I wouldn′t need a funk card if I had you.
(Oh yeah) Hit me!


Chorus
You can't get in without your funk card baby.
You can′t get in without your funk card baby.
Gettin' down just for the funk for it.
So let′s all funk and express ourselves baby,
So let's turn this mother out!

Bridge:
The mothership connection is here. Everybody say it.
The mothership connection is here. (funky)
You know I tried to get everybody in.
Can′t you let my friends, come on in.
You know I tried to get everybody in.
Can't get in without a funk card baby.
Oh I tried, to get you in.
Can't you let my friends, come on in.
You know I tried, uh.
Can′t get in without a funk card baby. (I said uh)
Mister security, let′s break a few rules, and huh!
Why don't you let a few of my friends in, because they cool.
He said, (hit me)

Clinton:
Bootsy be humpin′ and pumpin' and funkin′ and
Bootsy be humpin' and pumpin′ and funkin' and
Bootsy be humpin' and pumpin′ and funkin′ and
Bootsy be humpin' and pumpin′ and funkin' and
Crime don′t play, but huh a P-funk card comes in handy baby, Pee - you!

Chorus:
You can't get in without your funk card baby.
(Get your P-funk card right here baby and I′m selling
free wolf tickets, so buy one and get one for free baby)
You can't get in without your funk card baby.
(And everybody invited to this party baby. Pee - you)
So let's turn this mother outta.
But you know I can′t get enough of that sugar crisp