Perils of Poly Songtext
von Bone Poets Orchestra

Mike and Jen and Bill and Jim
Raven Morgan Allison
Jen and Anne and Don and Dan

But no not that Jen
Date night sleep night
Patrick Alice Katherine
Maybe in a year we will have
A free minute again

Jen and Mike are freaking out
Cause Jen had unprotected sex with
Raven at a party and now
Morgan has got a sore - oh
Raven is not calling back and
They are all having heart attacks and
Morgan is not sure if
She is poly anymore


Oh if we all dream together
Oh can we nightmare too
Oh is it love or just pleasure
Tasting everybody like we are candied fruit

Daniel was player
Daniel slept in everybody bed
But now he is feeling guilty
For the screwing that he did
He is moving back to Omaha
He is moving back to live with ma
He says he has got religion and
He is suing for the kids

Oh if we all dream together
Oh can we nightmare too
Oh is it love or just pleasure
Tasting everybody like we are candied fruit

Hot bi babe - hot bi babe
Hot bi - hot bi - hot bi babe
Hot bi babe - hot bi babe
Hot bi - hot bi - hot bi - hot bi


Oh if we all dream together
Oh can we nightmare too
Oh is it love or just pleasure
Tasting everybody like we are candied fruit

Secondary tertiary
Do not believe in hierarchy
Do not believe in down below
Or putting up above
We are not afraid of standing out
Not afraid to scream and shout
What has got us terrified that
We will really fall in love

Oh if we all dream together
Oh can we nightmare too
Oh is it love or just pleasure
Tasting everybody like we are candied fruit

Candied fruit
Candied fruit
Candied Candied
Candied Candied
Candied Candied
Candied Candied
Candied Candied
Candied Candied

Mike and Jen and Bill and Jim
Raven Morgan Allison
Jen and Anne and Don and Dan
But no not that Jen
Date night sleep night
Patrick Alice Katherine
Maybe in a year we will have
A free minute again