99 Problems BC Songtext
von Body Count

If you′re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
Hit me!
99 problems and the bitch ain′t one!
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
Hit me!
99 problems and the bitch ain′t one!
I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West
Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest
I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South
I got a bitch who like to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with air, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass big as a TV set
And theres a bitch over there,
Hey, the one Im gonna get or maybe not!
She might not like me, though
No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though.
Or I rock the whole damn heard


Fuck them all and leave them on a curb.
I got a bitch with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling,
Who likes to fuck me with an ass upon the kitchen sink.
I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all!
I love them crazily, and they love me back
Thats why they stay with me!
If you′re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
Hit me!
99 problems and the bitch ain′t one!
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain′t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the bitch ain't one!
I got a bitch, this old, a bitch, this new
A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue.
I got a bitch this fat, a bitch this built
A bitch who all the titties give powder milk.
I got a bitch whos funny, a bitch who aint
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cant
I got a bitch who loves fucking on airplane
I even got a bitch who have soul train.
I got a bitch who owns rock top bands, long ends!
I got a bitch whos broke as a plum
But shes the most fun!
I got a bitch who plays piano, a bitch who dont
A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who wont
A bitch whos short, a bitch whos tall
A bitch who burns my phone and probably calls
And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, thats why they stay with me
So if you′re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
Hit me!
99 problems and the bitch ain't one!
If you′re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain′t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the bitch ain't one!
I got a bitch who loves the G
Shell fuck you right after she fucks me.
I got a bitch who loves boats
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes.
I got a bitch thats fast, a bitch whos slow
A bitch thats a virgin, and a bitch thats a hoe.
A bitch that lies, a bitch thats true,
A bitch whos a man, because your bitch is too!
I got a bitch this cool, a bitch this hot,
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch whos lost, and one who knows where is at
She gets up on me and purrs like a cat.
I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks
A bitch she yells, a bitch she talks,
A bitch this dirty, a bitch this mean
A super fan bitch that I not to. me
Then I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, thats why they stay with me
So if you′re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
Hit me!
99 problems and the bitch ain′t one!
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain′t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the bitch ain't one!