Stacey Brown Got Two Songtext
von Bobby Bare

Did you hear about Stacy Brown? (No, we didn′t, but we'd like to)
He had every chick in town (no, he didn′t, but he tried to)
He got looks, he got class, do anythin' to get a little lass
Everybody shouts at him as he walks his girlies past

They say, "Everybody got one" (everybody got one)
Everybody got one (everybody got one)
Everybody got one (everybody got one)
Stacy Brown got two

Hey there

Do you know the reason for his success? (No, we don't, so tell us)
They say that he was double blessed (not like those fellas)
They say that Stacy Brown was born just a little bit deformed
That′s why his girl friends, they all wake up smilin′ every morn'


Singin′, "Everybody got one" (everybody got one)
Everybody got one (everybody got one)
Everybody got one (everybody got one)
Stacy Brown got two

Woo-hoo

Why they're climbin′ up the wall? (Just to get to Stacy)
Young ones run, and the old ones crawl (he drives us crazy)
He got two and that's a fact, but no one knows where the other one′s at
On his elbow, on his knee or underneath his hat

Woo, everybody got one (everybody got one)
Everybody got one (everybody got one)
Everybody got one (everybody got one)
Stacy Brown got two

He got two, yes, it's true
Oh, neighbors are talking
My girlfriend, she's jealous
They gon′ run him out of town
It ain′t fair...