Flat Chested Girl from Maynardville Songtext
von Bobby Bare, Jr.

Flat chested girl from Maynardville writes slowly in her diary
About being a ghost who walks with thieves...
Because they cannot take what they cannot see

While standing on her bed she screams
Words that fall onto her sheets
"No one pays attention to me, so no one knows nothing about me!"

Flat chested girl from Maynardville ignores the phone as it rings
She staples a picture of her Mom...
On the bedroom door upside down

While standing on her bed she screams, phrases of hypocrisy
"Does anyone think that I′m pretty?"
"Cause no one will tell me, 'cause no one is looking at me!"


Flat chested girl from Maynardville lies about how much she needs
Trades all her CD′s...
For weed and ecstasy

While standing on her bed she screams, emotion defiantly
"Does anyone wanna get high with me?"
"Cause no one is watching, so no one is worrying about me!"

Flat chested girl from Maynardville is skipping school to stay home and read
She kicks her cat into the fan...
And giggles as he bleeds

While standing on her bed she screams
Secrets that fall out from her dreams
"Does anyone want any part of me?"
"Please, take anything that you want!"
"Do what you will with me..."