Bitch Like Me Songtext
von Bob the Drag Queen

A bitch like me is a stunty queen
Guaranteed, you′ll really fucking want me queen
Y'all niggas ain′t ready for a cunty queen
You high, you been smoking on the blunty queen

'Cause I'm the queen of the motherfucking bitch track
I′m a pimp named motherfucking Slick Back (back)
Need a break, then eat a fucking Kit-Kat
I′m a shotgun with a fucking kickback, bow

I got the crown, but a bitch ain't done
I might be that bitch, but I ain′t the one
A bitch shine brighter than the fucking sun
Y'all watch football, but this a home run

I take what I want
Gimme, gimme, gimme
More late nights than a nigga named Jimmy
Shake them big ass tiddies with a shimmy
I′ll see y'all wack ass hoes at the Emmy′s


You ain't never met a bitch like me
You ain't never met a bitch like me
You ain′t never met a bitch like me
You ain′t, you ain't never met a bitch like me
You ain′t never met a (bitch)
You ain't never met a, you ain′t never met a (bitch)
You ain't never met a, you ain′t never met a (bitch)
(Bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi) bitch

You ain't never met a bitch like me
You ain't never met a bitch like me
You ain′t never met a bitch like me
You ain′t, you ain't never met a bitch like me
You ain′t never met a, you ain't never met a (bitch)
You ain′t never met a, you ain't never met a (bitch)
You ain′t never met a, you ain't never met a (bitch)
(Bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi) bitch

If you get in my way, it's a shit storm
Am I Optimus Prime? Transform
Sleeping on you, hoes, chloroform
I been fly since birth bitch, airborne

Guaranteed, you ain′t never met a bitch like me
Step close, get burned to the third degree
You, a biting ass hoe
Monkey do, monkey see
This shit so easy like one, two, three


You see I went from rags to riches
By straight gagging bitches
If I′m on Twitter talking shit, then I am tagging bitches
Fuck survive, damn I done learned to thrive
I want some more
Can a nigga get some ranch with his fries?

You thought drag race was gone be it
I ain't done motherfucker, super size my shit
I′m in pumps, you a chump
I'm the best, you a mess
I′m haute couture, and you're a K-Mart dress, bitch

You ain′t never met a bitch like me
You ain't never met a bitch like me
You ain't never met a bitch like me
You ain′t, you ain′t never met a bitch like me
You ain't never met a (bitch)
You ain′t never met a, you ain't never met a (bitch)
You ain′t never met a, you ain't never met a (bitch)
(Bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi) bitch

You ain′t never met a bitch like me
You ain't never met a bitch like me
You ain't never met a bitch like me
You ain′t, you ain′t never met a bitch like me
You ain't never met a, you ain′t never met a (bitch)
You ain't never met a, you ain′t never met a (bitch)
You ain't never met a, you ain′t never met a (bitch)
I don't wanna see any fucking K-Mart

K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch

K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
K-Mart dress, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
(Bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi) bitch