The Restroom Door Said, “Gentlemen” Songtext
von Bob Rivers

The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside,
I took two steps and realized I′ve been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.


The restroom door said gentleman it must have been a gag,
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mase and smacked me with her bag,
I could tell, this just wouldn't be my day.
What can I say?
It just wasn′t turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said gentleman and I would like to find,
The crummy little CREEP who had the nerve to switch the signs.
'Cause I got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind,
Now I can't, sit with comfort and joy.
Boy oh boy.
Now I′ll never sit with comfort and joy.