Put It There, Pal Songtext
von Bob Hope & Bing Crosby

I don′t care where I'm goin′
Just as long as I'm with you
Put it there, pal.
Put it there!
I'll be just like your horses
And I′ll stick to you like glue
Put it there, pal.
Put it there!
I′m glad you're fooling Pepsodent
(oh, that happy snow)
Stealing all that cash
I hear your show on Thursdays
(nice, huh?)
What a lot of eggs you smash
Well at least I don′t depend upon Colonna's big moustache
(oh, he gave me the brush)
You′re faithful and you're fair
Put it there
(skin me Dad, skin me
You′ve got that something in your voice


So right for selling cheese
(hustle a lot of the stuff)
Put it there, pal.
Put it there!
(put that back in the bowl)
You know, I think your jokes are great
(really?!)
It's just that folks are hard to please
(they're just snobs, that all)
Put it there, pal.
Put it there!
Your face could make a fortune
Just your nose should make a lot
(how do you siphon?)
I like the way you wear those gaudy-colored shirts you′ve got, boy!
The only time a rainbow ever covered up a pot!
You′re such a perfect square!
(oh-oh, is that on the paper!?)
Right there
(where?!)
Right there
(where? Where!? I don't see it!)
(Big crowd we got here tonight)
Yep
Shall we dance?!
Sorry, I have my heavy underwear on
Oh, just to once around, to the adrenalin, huh?
Well, OK, if I lead...
My colleague, (my crony,)
my cohort, (my friend,)
Companions, (confederates,)
chums to the end, (Like meat and potatoes,)
or salt and tomatoes!
Boy! what a blend!
Don′t put it in the paper!
(don't worry about me)
Don′t put it on the air!
(I'll finish it)
Don′t put it in your pipe!
Put it there!
Bob: Confidentially, do you like this as well as singing?
Bing: Leave your name with the girl when you go out We may get to you for some crowd noises.