Mr. Function Songtext
von Blue Meanies
Mr. Function Songtext
The functional member of society
Fixes dysfunctions
Fixed my car
Fixed my art
Fixed the price
Fixed my vice
Made me a functional member of society
Make me function, so functional
The functional member of sobriety
Fixed me a drink
A shot of methadone
So I won′t think
A low tar cigarette
To cut down the threat
Of making me
A functional member of sobriety
Mr. Function, what's your gumption
Spreading the word of conditioned corruption
Mr. Function, a revolution is beginning to form
At the D.C. junction
The functional member of hilarity
Is on the TV
Now I can sit at home
And be told how to be
How to wear my coat
How to righteously vote
Ain′t gonna be a functional member
Of hilarity
Nobody gonna pull me down
Nobody gonna push me around
Nobody gonna push me
Fixes dysfunctions
Fixed my car
Fixed my art
Fixed the price
Fixed my vice
Made me a functional member of society
Make me function, so functional
The functional member of sobriety
Fixed me a drink
A shot of methadone
So I won′t think
A low tar cigarette
To cut down the threat
Of making me
A functional member of sobriety
Mr. Function, what's your gumption
Spreading the word of conditioned corruption
Mr. Function, a revolution is beginning to form
At the D.C. junction
The functional member of hilarity
Is on the TV
Now I can sit at home
And be told how to be
How to wear my coat
How to righteously vote
Ain′t gonna be a functional member
Of hilarity
Nobody gonna pull me down
Nobody gonna push me around
Nobody gonna push me
Writer(s): James Cooley, Jason Vance, John Camp Iii, William Solleder, Michael Linde, James Berry, Michael Aimone Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com