No One Knows You're a Dog Songtext
von Blacktop

You′re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
As charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You′re a bad banana
With a greasy, black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders
You have garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn′t touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
Between the choice of the two of you
I′d take the seasick crocodile
The three words that describe you best are
And I quote, stink, stank, stonk