In The Bullingdon Club Songtext
von Blackbeard's Tea Party

Down, down at The Dog and Duck
There with all of the bros
Pissing in the corner, spilling champagne
When you′ve got enough dosh you know that anything goes
Well in comes Alex, powder on his lip
He's giving his knees a rub

He learned everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club
Everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club
He learned everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club

Then in step I, a platter held high
A twelve bird roast I said
You should′ve seen Dave's face when he pulled back the cloche
Revealed a dead pig's head
He was five inches deep when the landlord came in
And tried to ban us from his pub


But we learned everything we know in The Bullingdon Club
Everything we know in The Bullingdon Club
We learned everything we know in The Bullingdon Club

So we beat that man
And left him bleeding on the floor
Smashed all the windows, wrote him a cheque
You know they′re easy to pay off when they′re poor
Meanwhile Gid's outside burning fifty-pound notes
At the beggar as he rattles his tub

For he learned everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club
Everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club
He learned everything he knows in The Bullingdon Club

Now you say I brought this country to its knees
Oh but it′s still fois gras and caviar for me
And you say I'm out of touch and I don′t know how you feel
But then again you've never shaken hands on a trillion pound
Nuclear arms deal


I learned everything I know in The Bullingdon Club
Everything I know in The Bullingdon Club
I learned everything I know in The Bullingdon Club
Everything I know in The Bullingdon