If It Wasnae For Your Wellies* Songtext
von Billy Connolly

If it Wasnae for your wellies
Where would you be?
You′d be in the Hospital or Infirmary
Cause you would have a dose of the Flu
Or even pleuricse
If you didn't have your feet
In your Wellies
Oh wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell
Cause they keep out the water
And they keep in the smell
And when your sitting in a room
You can surely tell
When some bugger takes off his wellies
If it Wasnae for your wellies
Where would you be?
You′d be in the Hospital or Infirmary
Cause you would have a dose of the Flu
Or even pleuricse
If you didn't have your feet
In your Wellies


When your out walking
In the country with a bird
And your strolling over the fields
Just like a farmers herd
And somebody shouts
"KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"
And you think how absurd
SQUELCH you find why farmers all wear wellies
If it Wasnae for your wellies
Where would you be?
You'd be in the Hospital or Infirmary
Cause you would have a dose of the Flu
Or even pleuricse
If you didn′t have your feet
In your Wellies
Fisherman and Fireman
Those farmers as well
Theres men out digging ditches
And working in the snow
This country would grind to a hault
And no a thing would grow
If it wasnae for the workers in their wellies
If it Wasnae for your wellies
Where would you be?
You′d be in the Hospital or Infirmary
Cause you would have a dose of the Flu
Or even pleuricse
If you didn't have your feet
In your Wellies
If it Wasnae for your wellies
Where would you be?
You′d be in the Hospital or Infirmary
Cause you would have a dose of the Flu
Or even pleuricse
If you didn't have your feet
In your Wellies