Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy Songtext
von Big Daddy Kane

[Chorus:]
Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:
Pimpin′ ain't easy (Pimpin′ ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) [x6]


[Greg Nice]
One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven
Eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven
Twelve, thirteen, start your age;
Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage
Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum
Better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!
Pick up my pants and thump and thump
I think I'll call up Tootie, she′ll give me some
Watch out, watch out I′m drippin' live scum
I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a
′Specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a
Lift her up just like a pick up truck
Then I sat her down and we started to fuck
Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O!
I hope this time I don′t make a cookie
Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie
Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool
But bullshit, I ain′t no fool, cuz
[Chorus]
[Big Daddy Kane]
Well, I say... Extra! Extra!
Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya
I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it
The Big Daddy law is anti-faggot
That means no homosexuality;
What's in my pants′ll make you see reality
And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova - BEND OVAH!
Cuz I don′t half-step when it comes to broads
The K-A-N-E 'll go the whole nine yards
There′s no time for coversation my dear
[MOAN!] is all I wanna hear
So let's make a move, as I get smooth
Cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe
I′m tall, dark and handsome and all that junk
Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane′s a hunk!"
Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi
Some try to copy, but they look sloppy
So imitators who wanna step to a
Brother like me, lick my manure!
[Chorus]
[Smooth B]
I'm just goin′ and I′m flowin' like a gigolo
And when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Hoe
But now I′m coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E
And if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee
I love bonin′, and all my friends they will agree
That when it comes to pimpin' hoes... it ain′t easy
First name: Smooth. Last name: B
WHen I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly
I like to make ′em wait, and then make ′em beg
And when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg
They rub it with oils and suck it with ice
Now I'm sweating... my mind is in paradise...
[Chorus]
[Scoob Lover]
Tip-tip-toein′, Scoob Lover's out hoein′
Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin′
Buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'
Right in front of me... mmm... not even knowin′
A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty
Nametag earrings readin′ off "Tootie"
Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;
From my eyesight that was what it seemed
I said, uh, "Come a little bit closer"
To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi
Hi... hi, I've really been wantin′ to meet you
I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you
How ′bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"
I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate"
So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder
Went for Tootie cuz the girl was much older
East to the Benz, I slowly walked;
Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk
Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...
I wanted to tax that ass like the government!
[Chorus]
[Ant Live]
Well, it's Friday night, ain′t a damn thing funny -
Bitch better have my money