Last Meal Songtext
von Big Bill

Well son, now that I′ve read you your (last rites)
It's time to get your order for your (last meal)
Last meal? Last meal, huh?
Father, I thought you′d never ask

I want a chicken pot pie with the chicken still alive
Anything that'll look me in the eye
An alligator
In a wooden box
I'll spread it on a bagel with the capers and the lox


Gimme a chainsaw I′ll eat it raw
With a 55-gallon tub of cold coleslaw
Chocolate milk
And a buttered scone
I got a date with the devil
And I′m going alone

I killed an innocent man
I'll take seven beers in a can
Barbecue sauce in a big horse trough
And I want a Frito pie before I die, yeah

Well, son
You got a mighty big appetite
Here′s what I can do for you
I can get you a nice, big, juicy steak
A baked potato
And a fresh green salad