You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch Songtext
von Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

You′re a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You′re as charming as an eel, Mr Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
Oh you're a monster, Mr Grinch
Your heart′s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You have garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch
I wouldn′t touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole
Oh you're a foul one, Mr Grinch
You have termites in your smile You have all the charming sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you, I′d take the seasick crocodile
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You are so rotten, Mr Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote:
Stink
Stank
Stunk