A Party for Santa Songtext
von Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Christmas time is the for giving
We learn this when we are small
But from year to year
It′s the same Ol' thing...
Santa′s coming to call
We try to ignore it... or forget it
This we know is true

So this coming Christmas
Let's all make an effort
Get a present for Santa too

Let's trade in the old sleigh
And the reindeer
For a big car and a chauffer
Get a helicopter
Oh can′t you see
That everyone loves Santa too
Yeah


Christmas is here
And we′re all having fun,
Santa's brought presents
For everyone
But he had to squeeze through a
Chimney for us
What a horrible place to pass

Why not open your window?
Or your front door?
So Santa can bring his gifts
He′s climbing our rooftops
And coming through our chimneys
It's a whole lot of stupidness
Move him from the North Pole
To Rio
Give him an apartment
With modern equipment
A maid and a butler
Let us show our love
For dear Santa Claus
Yeah


Everyone′s drinking their
Whiskey and rum
Ol' Santa is getting on
And his jingle bells, jingle bells
Dear Ol′ Santa Claus
Is wearing those same old clothes

We should be ashamed,
We should be plagued.
To treat Santa Claus like a brute
So let's chip in some dollars
Get him to the tailors
For a new Continental suit

Take him out to a nightclub
Or a movie
Get him some fine chicks
Throw him a party
It's time to chip in
And do our share
To make sure he comes
More than once a year