Another Villain Songtext
von Big Bad Bosses
Another Villain Songtext
Heroes assemble!
Yeah, we′ll show those bad guys!
No, objection, l-listen, listen!
I'm a lawyer and I never lose a case
And I fix my hair with glue.
But what you don′t tell all your clients,
"Justice is a science"
I don't think the poor fool has a clue!
But maybe they do!
They DON'T!
Aww...
Hey, wait! Come on you′re going way too fast!
Tough break, butthole! You gotta go WAY faster.
I go really fast, I never take it slow.
I can break the speed of sound!
I′m his buddy, but I can't keep up at all.
Out of breath and there′s a countdown!
Oh man! Oh god, oh god! AH! Help!!!
Hey man, do you ever think maybe... We're the bad guys?
FALCON, shut the hell up!
I′m also fast but I drive in a car!
It's a nicer car than yours!
But god forbid you should defeat him, he′ll try to start a fight.
He'll beat you up.
Pull down your draws, ooh!
Gotta run around my town and try to find some cash!
My neighbors save me all the work.
You just break into people's houses, it′s time to face the fact that you′re a jerk!
All these wretches and liberties,
Douse them all in gasoline.
Though they say they're here to help,
Mostly they′re out to help themselves.
We're sick of hearing it,
Your heroes are degenerates.
There′s not a good one in the bunch!
We rob and murder every day.
We're on a hunt for prey to slay.
Join us now and chase the heroes away!
Well, what about anti-heroes?
Well shucks! I′M anti-heroes!
No, I meant like... Ugh, nevermind.
I'm a bad guy but I saved a bunch of kids.
Got a conscience and a heart.
Boss, your body count's a thousand.
They′re stacked up like a mountain.
You serve up executions a la carte.
Hehe, well yeah.
It′s a-me, I like to kill a-wildlife!
Stomp a mushroom with a da-shoe!
I maybe dig a vegetable,
And feed it to a frog, what will he do?
He died! Wahoo!
Unconditionally thrilling!
Indiscriminately killing!
Golly gee, you're just a villain!
Just like me, another villain!
I′m like the god of death,
And I cook
Crystal meth.
Vhat did my robots ever do?
They just looked at me wrong, haha!
Innocent blood is on your hands.
Got half a mind to tell your fans.
Honestly, it feels amazing.
All the planets that I'm razing.
Gotta say, it feels amazing!
Shh, shh, shh.
No tears, my friend. Only dreams.
I am so bad!!!
Yeah, we′ll show those bad guys!
No, objection, l-listen, listen!
I'm a lawyer and I never lose a case
And I fix my hair with glue.
But what you don′t tell all your clients,
"Justice is a science"
I don't think the poor fool has a clue!
But maybe they do!
They DON'T!
Aww...
Hey, wait! Come on you′re going way too fast!
Tough break, butthole! You gotta go WAY faster.
I go really fast, I never take it slow.
I can break the speed of sound!
I′m his buddy, but I can't keep up at all.
Out of breath and there′s a countdown!
Oh man! Oh god, oh god! AH! Help!!!
Hey man, do you ever think maybe... We're the bad guys?
FALCON, shut the hell up!
I′m also fast but I drive in a car!
It's a nicer car than yours!
But god forbid you should defeat him, he′ll try to start a fight.
He'll beat you up.
Pull down your draws, ooh!
Gotta run around my town and try to find some cash!
My neighbors save me all the work.
You just break into people's houses, it′s time to face the fact that you′re a jerk!
All these wretches and liberties,
Douse them all in gasoline.
Though they say they're here to help,
Mostly they′re out to help themselves.
We're sick of hearing it,
Your heroes are degenerates.
There′s not a good one in the bunch!
We rob and murder every day.
We're on a hunt for prey to slay.
Join us now and chase the heroes away!
Well, what about anti-heroes?
Well shucks! I′M anti-heroes!
No, I meant like... Ugh, nevermind.
I'm a bad guy but I saved a bunch of kids.
Got a conscience and a heart.
Boss, your body count's a thousand.
They′re stacked up like a mountain.
You serve up executions a la carte.
Hehe, well yeah.
It′s a-me, I like to kill a-wildlife!
Stomp a mushroom with a da-shoe!
I maybe dig a vegetable,
And feed it to a frog, what will he do?
He died! Wahoo!
Unconditionally thrilling!
Indiscriminately killing!
Golly gee, you're just a villain!
Just like me, another villain!
I′m like the god of death,
And I cook
Crystal meth.
Vhat did my robots ever do?
They just looked at me wrong, haha!
Innocent blood is on your hands.
Got half a mind to tell your fans.
Honestly, it feels amazing.
All the planets that I'm razing.
Gotta say, it feels amazing!
Shh, shh, shh.
No tears, my friend. Only dreams.
I am so bad!!!
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