I Wanna Be A Lillington Songtext
von Benny and the No-Goods

I wanna sing songs about the CIA, and how Russia′s coming to invade
I wanna fall in love with an alien girl until the martians take me far away
I wanna hop on the next UFO and ride it all the way to Mexico
But if I can't get outta this looney bin it isn′t looking like I'm gonna go

I wanna be a Lillington,
Man, that sounds like fun
I wanna be a Lillington
Roam the desert with my blue steel gun
I wanna be a Lillington
Stealing secrets from the KGB
I wanna be a Lillington
But they're not having me


I wanna learn to use my mind control and have a shootout with a one-armed man
But I′m a peabrain and they′d bury me deep beneath the El Pamino sand
Fighting zombies at the mall with Thunderball and I'm gonna use my X-Ray specs
And when I get all of those things done, I′m gonna die a television death, alright!

I wanna be a Lillington
Man, that sounds like fun
I wanna be a Lillington
Roam the desert with my blue steel gun
I wanna be a Lillington
Stealing secrets from the KGB
I wanna be a Lillington
But they're not having me

Yeah, a Lillington is all I wanna be