The Mario Cliché Songtext
von Bear Ghost

You′re undeniably stupendous
You make me feel like my whole body's a high five
So why would I just up and end us?
It′s a deep well, but let's take a dive

I took a hard look in the mirror
Hoping I'd find the missing screw that I knocked loose
The answer growing ever clearer
Locking eyes with those sweet baby blues

I′m lost inside this part of me
I realize I just can′t stop, won't stop wasting all my time
I know it′s such an old cliche
But baby it ain't you, it′s me
So long, kiss me goodbye


Is it cool if I talk?
I don't wanna be a babblin′ bother, but I'm bubblin' up
You know
I gotta share that I′ve been living in despair in my own hell all alone upstairs
And that act is whack
I′m a big, fat bag of crap
With a sham smirk, and a fake laugh at that
So I'm going on indefinite sabbatical
An Introspective venture meant to make a more radical me

Maybe I′m a little bit selfish
But I dug this hole myself
It's not on you, so pat your back son
You deserve better than a fractured fraction
This fine reflection′s got me flexin'
Done with the wrecked head neglectin′
Baby, you're a catch but I caught what I want
And he's got two thumbs and he looks this hot

I′m lost inside this part of me
I realize I just can′t stop, won't stop wasting all my time
I know it′s such an old cliche
But baby it ain't you, it′s me
So long, kiss me goodbye

Now listen up, shorty
I know you're hopin′ for the day I stop pokin' holes in every possibility that might bring me peace
I never meant to be a never ending lemon squeeze in those sizable eyes
But surprise surprise
This doggone body's got a silly oblongaty
And he needs me, baby


I think I′m losing my head
But he′s in unison with every thought I got
No need to speak
In sync in every way
We're jinxin′ day and night and owing colas left and right
Believe me, this isn't easy
Nobody loves me like you do, but
I gotta love me too
Mama mia, I′ma need a shrink

I'm lost inside this part of me
I realize I just can′t stop, won't stop wasting all my time
I know it's such an old cliche
But baby it ain′t you, it′s me, I mean it
No hyperbole, no really
You're not listening. It′s literally me