Calamity Man Songtext
von Batmobile

Wherever i come bad luck is coming my way
Wherever i go hard luck is there to stay
If i say yes people laugh and say i′m mad
If i say no they get furious and i get said
Goodluck never stays a day
Bad luck's always coming my way
They call me the calamity man
But i′m trying as hard as i can
To keep bad luck away from me
But i'm doomed to live a life filled with misery
I took a trip to england on a ferryboat
After a while it sank after being afloat
Few years ago i went to holidays on tenerife
Leaving there people full of grief
Goodluck never stays a day
Bad luck's always coming my way
They call me the calamity man
But i′m trying as hard as i can
To keep bad luck away from me
But i′m doomed to live a life filled with misery


I'm even worse than a tornado, whirlwind, hurricane
Even my looks make ordinary people go insane
When they put me away in a bunker of ferro-concrete
My misery radiation made it crash completely
Goodluck never stays a day
Bad luck′s always coming my way
They call me the calamity man
But i'm trying as hard as i can
To keep bad luck away from me
But i′m doomed to live a life filled with misery
I took a trip to england on a ferryboat
After a while it sank after being afloat
Few years ago i went to holidays on tenerife
Leaving there people full of grief
Goodluck never stays a day
Bad luck's always coming my way
They call me the calamity man
But i′m trying as hard as i can
To keep bad luck away from me
But i'm doomed to live a life filled with misery