I Should Have Worn a Condom Songtext
von Bart Baker

I Should Have Worn a Condom

I′m a dirty old bum looking for anything to bone
Got my d! ck in my hand and I'm heading to the glory hole (glory hole)
It don′t matter what you look like as long as you will sleep with me
All the girls get mad when I give them my STD's
Doctor says my Aids is full blown now
I Should Have Worn a Condom
Got so many kids that I lost count
I Should Have Worn a Condom
Gonorrhea crabs and syphilis too
I Should Have Worn a Condom
And if you wanna bang I'll give em to you
Cause I don′t have no condoms


Baby baby babies, got so many babies
That′s there John, and that's Tyrome
And over there is Issac
I should of worn a rubber
So now they live in dumpsters
On top of that I gave clap to all their f&ckin mothers
Check my style
Take a good look
I′m broke b! tch
I can't pay child support
I′m f&ckin broke b! tch.

Getting () in the alley with a Possum
I Should Have Worn a Condom
If you wake up with a bunch of d! ck bumps this is what you say:

I Should Have Worn a Condom
And if you black out and don't pull out
This is what you say:
I Should Have Worn a Condom
And if you throw up cause you got crabs chump
This is what you say:
I Should Have Worn a Condom

And if she has a hissy fit from your Syphilis
This is what you say:
I Should Have Worn a Condom


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God damn these crabs and Syphilis is killing me
Hope my d! ck don′t fall off

Doctor says my Aids is full blown now
I Should Have Worn a Condom
Got so many kids that I lost count
I Should Have Worn a Condom
Gonorrhea crabs and syphilis too
I Should Have Worn a Condom
And if you wanna bang I'll give em to you
Cause I don't have no condoms