Women 4 Sale Songtext
von Bandshee

I got women for sale, I got women for sale
I got women
They all for sale
I got pinup brides from 18 to 25
See ′em at the car show standing half naked in a line
Tuned up and ready
For a slow ride

I got blonds for a dollar
I got brunettes for two
Hold up your money, boys, I'm gonna sell ′em to you
Yeah, I got so many women for sale
Doctors, lawyers, bankers, teachers, and brilliant scientists
Quantized, qualified on a price list


Let the auction begin!
(Indistinct auctioneer noises meant to make you feel uncomfortable.)

Oh, you like Jennifer?
You wanna help her?
Oh, she's workin' so hard to win that boudoir shoot
Take your money out yo′ pants
And stick it in her boots

Up next we got Jess
She′s a redheaded mess
With a motor bike
Oh, you can walk up and touch her on her tip jars
Ooh, if you're seeing what you like
Won′t you take your money, and stick it deep in that pretty girls pail
She's a woman for sale