Kicked Your Monkey Songtext
von Bad Lip Reading

That was yet another way of working with the sith
They′re greasy little freaks who hide pickles
In the sky
And I know my selfish cuckoo otter fooled me
Miss Fisher don't think that I′m pretty
But I would stuff a sixty cent nacho
In my book
(Lines, lines, intersecting)
(Oh, lines, lines, lines)
(Intersecting now with paint)
I can't hear when You talk
I got cheese candy
I'd like to glue a tiny mustache on your cat
On wednesdays
If a woman fails to squeal then I′ll smell her jeans
I hate the crazy seagulls we won in those stupid frames
And all the bloody mittens that were lying
Under the Harlequeen′s sofa
The Genie never got me off
I'm glad I keyed that van


It′ll make me fly when You're rubbing that thing
I′m fighting with ninja gloves
Been dreaming I could strangle You and it felt so wonderful
The Genie never dumped her load
I'm body snatching You
I′ma change your diaper
I kiss down really low
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat
(I kicked your monkey then I used your goat)
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat
Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou McGopher
A piggy baby leaving Arizona slipped and fell last night
A banana wanted in that crack
Who really thinks You have a Waldo sack?
Stuff is shooting out of this hole
Woockie snatcher eat a bunch of pie and then just close the door
But the Genie never got me off
I'm glad I keyed that van
It′ll make me fly when You′re rubbing that thing
I'm fighting with ninja gloves
Been dreaming I could strangle You and it felt so wonderful
No, the Genie never dumped her load
I′m body snatching You and then I'ma change your diaper
I kiss down really low
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat (Monkey!)
Monkey!
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat (Monkey!)
I used your goat (Monkey!)
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat
I used your goat
Yeah, I used your goat
I used your goat
Monkey
(Monkey!)